Frenzied Felid

Entry: Daley_Files_010
Date: Friday
Location: [REDACTED]
Name: Cael Maddock

Subject: Frenzied Felid

Okay, so I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to write here, but oh man, so I just got back from the cafeteria to get my morning hot chocolate, and I met the new barista whose name is Giles, or maybe it was Miles. Styles? No, Dan. His name was Dan. Anyway, so he kept saying mochaccino, and I was all, “No, Miles. I said hot chocolate.” I mean, everyone at the THIRDS knows I can’t have coffee, but then I remember Giles is new, so I tell him no coffee, and he nods, so it’s cool, I think. 

I just finished my hot chocolate, and things are getting vibrate-y. Is that a word, vibrate-y, like the process of vibrating? Things are moving and getting bright, and oh man, I don’t think that was hot chocolate. I mean, it tasted like hot chocolate because it was very chocolatey, but my heart is beating fast, and speaking of hearts beating fast, can you believe I’m getting married? 

There’s so much to do, and I’ve enlisted help because when I start to talk about colors or different flowers to Ash, his eyes glaze over, and I worry he’s about to lose consciousness or something. So Ash has decided he’s going to be a Maddock which is awesome. And speaking of Maddock, my dad keeps saying he’ll help with the wedding plans, but when I ask him for appetizer suggestions, he keeps bringing up cocktail weenies, and hey, I like cocktail weenies as much as the next guy, but I don’t want to pay a million dollars for fancy cocktail weenies. Dex says we can dress them up, but how do you dress up a weenie? I know there’s a joke in there somewhere.  

I need to go because Dex is off on another mission, and chances are he’s going to need my help for something, and if he gets one more drone stuck in a tree fetching donuts, I’m going to murder him all kinds of dead! Then I’m going to inherit his car and eat tacos in it!

Sincerely,

Cael Maddock
AKA Your tacos are going nowhere near Dex’s car.
AKA Tuxedo-wearing weenies
AKA The barista’s name is Fernando.

Damn it, Dex!

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