Protected: Summer Lovin’

don’t understand why I need to do this stupid thing. I don’t work for TIN. Well, technically, I don’t. We occasionally get called in as backup, but not as much as Ash. Of course, that doesn’t mean I don’t hear from Dex every day. Mostly because he and Ethan text every day. Multiple times a day. I mean, it’s cute. And let me clarify, Ethan is the cute one. Dex is just weird, but that’s not exactly front-page news.

Protected: A day that ends in -y? As in why such a Doubty McGee?

I feel there’s some trepidation where my bachelor party plans are concerned. This is totally unnecessary. Look, I know my life is pretty… unpredictable, shall we say. But I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble finds me. I can’t help it that trouble finds me attractive. It’s my magnetism. See what I did there?  

Protected: Stressed Simba

These subject lines continue to be bullsh*t, but whatever. It’s not like I’m new here. You know what else is ...

Protected: Frenzied Felid

Okay, so I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to write here, but oh man, so I just got back from the ....

Protected: Wolfs Gone Wild

That subject line is horrid. It makes me sound as if I’m about to enter a wet t-shirt contest. Absurd. It was...

Protected: Looky-Loo Lion

You know, there was a time when I led a somewhat normal life. And then Dexter J. Daley happened. Now...