don’t understand why I need to do this stupid thing. I don’t work for TIN. Well, technically, I don’t. We occasionally get called in as backup, but not as much as Ash. Of course, that doesn’t mean I don’t hear from Dex every day. Mostly because he and Ethan text every day. Multiple times a day. I mean, it’s cute. And let me clarify, Ethan is the cute one. Dex is just weird, but that’s not exactly front-page news.
I feel there’s some trepidation where my bachelor party plans are concerned. This is totally unnecessary. Look, I know my life is pretty… unpredictable, shall we say. But I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble finds me. I can’t help it that trouble finds me attractive. It’s my magnetism. See what I did there?