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THIRDS Thursday - 12/29/16

The fellas share their New Year's resolutions.

Ash: I don’t make new year’s resolutions. If I want to do something, I do it. If I don’t want to do something, I don’t. That’s it.

Dex: How very Ash of you.

Ash: Whatever. This coming from the guy with no self-control.

Dex: *huffs* I totally have self-control. I don’t know what you’re talking about. *Turns to Sloane* Babe, I have self-control, right?

Sloane: *looking everywhere but at Dex*

Dex: *narrows eyes* Babe?

Sloane: *blinks at him innocently* Hm?

Ash: *snickering behind Cael*

Dex: Darling? Light of my loins. Owner of my very, very precious heart. Self-control. I have it, right?

Sloane: Um, of course your do, sweetheart.

Dex: You hesitated.

Sloane: *looks past Dex to Cael* How about you? Any resolutions?

Cael: I’m going to try and be more assertive. Outside the bedroom, anyway.

Ash: *jaw drops*

Dex: *eyes go wide* Oh my God, why? Why would you say that in my presence? *covers his eyes* I need bleach for my brain!

Cael: *rolls his eyes* I’m thirty years old, Dex. One of these days you’re going to have to accept that your baby brother isn’t a baby anymore.

Dex: Never! *throws his arms around Cael’s head and pets him* Precious, precious cookie.

Cael: I’m going to seriously hurt you if you don’t let go.

Dex: *sniffs* They grow up so quickly.

Cael: Get off.

Dex: One minute you’re changing their diaper—which was so heavy you had to wonder how something so small could poop so damn much—and the next thing you know—*gets tackled off his chair*

Sloane: *to Ash* What do you want to do after this?

Dex: *tussling with Cael on the floor* Could use a little help here.

Ash: *thinks about it* How about we grab some dinner and watch a movie? I’m kinda in the mood for Korean.

Dex: *groans after getting hit in the ribs* Babe?

Sloane: *snaps his fingers* Hudson recommended this great place over on East 31st Street. We should go there.

Ash: Sounds good.

Dex: Ouch! Dude, did you just try to knee me in ma boys? I need those!

Cael: Then stop talking about my diapers, you turd!

Dex: *snickers* Turd.

Cael: *stands over his brother and narrows his eyes* Say one more thing about me in diapers. I dare you.

Dex: *opens his mouth to reply*

Cael: Just know that when you do, I’m going to describe in exceptional detail the sex Ash and I had last night.

Dex: *pops up onto his feet* You know, I think I’m gonna sit down next to Sloane.

Cael: You do that. *Resumes his seat next to Ash*

Dex: *leans over Cael to peer at Ash* I blame you.

Ash: For what? The sex?

Dex: That. But generally, I just blame you.

Sloane: *chuckles and pats Dex’s leg*

Dex: *turns to Sloane* So what’s your new year’s resolution?

Sloane: *thinks about it* I don’t know. I guess, just really appreciate what I have, and making sure what I have knows he’s appreciated. *kisses Dex’s cheek*

Dex: *melts* Aw. You’re such a sap.

Ash: *to Dex* I blame you for that one.

Dex: *sighs dreamily as he looks at Sloane* I happily accept responsibility.

Ash: Dork.

Dex: Bite me, Simba.

Ash: That’s getting old.

Dex: Aslan, then. Or we could go with Scar. Or Mufasa.

Ash: *grins wide* How about we go with my fist in your face. How’s that? I like that one best.

Sloane: Okay, that’s enough you two. Back to resolutions.

Dex: *puts his hand up * Ooh, I got one!

Sloane: Why are you raising your hand?

Ash: I find it hard to believe that you ever raised your hand in school.

Dex: Of course I raised my hand. I was an exceptional student.

*Cael and Ash exchange glances before bursting into laughter*

Cael: *wiping a tear from his eye* He’s right. He did raise his hand. He also made noises, whispered loudly to get the teacher’s attention, and flailed his arms. It drove his teachers insane, among other things.

Dex: *wrinkles his nose* Hey, I was an enthusiastic student.

Cael: And then after all the flailing and noises, when the teacher finally did call on him, he’d ask a completely random question. Like if she asked what the answer to the math problem was, he’d drive her nuts until she picked him, and then ask something like “why do dogs get surprised by their own farts”.

*Ash and Sloane burst into laughter*

Dex: What? If I didn’t ask when it occurred to me then I’d forget, and it would bug me for the rest of the day. I needed to know. You can all bite me.

Sloane: *sobering up* Okay, babe. What’s your resolution?

Dex: *mutters* To find new friends.

Sloane: Aw, don’t be mad. *pulls Dex into his arms and kisses him* You know we love you.

Ash: *opens his mouth when Cael clamps a hand over it*

Dex: *pouts* Can we get ice cream after dinner?

Sloane: Of course we can. You can have all the ice cream you want.

Ash: *groans*

Cael: *eyes light up and turns to Ash* I want ice cream too!

Ash: *hugs Cael and glares at Sloane over Cael’s head* Of course, sweetheart.

Dex: *jumps off his chair at the same time as Cael* Woop! *they run out*

Ash: *shakes his head at Sloane* You couldn’t have just said yes, you had to say “all the ice cream you want.”

Sloane: Sorry. You know it’s hard for me to say no when he’s looking all pouty like that.

Ash: Which is why he does it, you sap! *throws his arms up* Now they’re going to eat their weight in ice cream, and Cael is going to be bouncing off the walls.

Sloane: *shrugs* Dex will be too. And it’ll last most of the night. *waggles his eyebrows*

Ash: *opens his mouth to answer then closes it. Realizes what Sloane is saying and stands* Let’s go get some ice cream. *grins wide* Happy New Year to me.

Sloane: *chuckles and walks after him*


Copyright © 2016 Charlie Cochet. THIRDS published by Dreamspinner Press.

THIRDS Thursday - Hot Seat 3/24/16

THIRDS Thursday Hot Seat

Hello all! It’s been a while since we’ve had the team in the Hot Seat, so today we have Sloane, Ash, and Seb here to answer some of your questions! Remember if you’d like to leave a question for the cast, you can do so here. Let’s turn up the heat!

 

Charlie: Hi, fellas! Our first question is from Mary_HaveHeart, and it’s for all three. When you are in your felid form which is the first thought that occurs to you when you see your partner?

Sloane: Mine.

Ash: Aw. You’re so disgustingly adorable.

Sloane: Shut up. It’s an instinct. Even before we were in a relationship, my instinct was to protect him. He’s my partner. Of course now that need to protect is even fiercer. The moment I shift, I need to see him, to leave my scent on him. It's hard to describe the feeling I feel when I see him for the first time through my Felid eyes. Despite any looming danger, I feel happy because he's there.

Ash: Do you mind? I'd rather keep my lunch in my stomach for a while longer. Why do I always get stuck doing these things with the saps?

Sloane: Please, like you wouldn't be the same if it was Cael.

Ash: You'll never know, will you? Because the question said partner not boyfriend, so bite me.

Seb: Well, Dom is my partner on Theta Destructive, so usually my first thought when I see him is, "if you tranq me I will claw your ass into linguine". It was like my second week as Team Leader for Theta Destructive, and Dom tranqed me. He says he thought I was one of the perps, but we all know that’s bullshit. I think he was just trying to show me that he was ready to take me down if I pulled anything like what Stone did. Dom kept that team from falling apart after Stone's betrayal. We’re close now, but at the time, after I woke up, I was seriously ready to punch him in the face, but doing that wouldn't have helped. I needed to earn his trust. I knew once I did, eventually the others would too.

Ash: My first thought is, "Let's do this". There is a fierce sense to protect your partner when you’re in your Therian form, so it's the same for me. Letty's been my partner for years. She's damn good at what she does, and fucking ace, If someone thinks they're going to fuck with her on my watch, they better be prepared for me to kick their ass.

 

Charlie: This question is for Sloane from Veny. Any plans for a mini Dex or mini Sloane? Wonder what Tony would think of being called "gramps"?

Ash: I’m officially horrified by that question. I might even be a little sick. Yep, that’s definitely gross.

Seb: What’s the matter, Ash? You’d make a great uncle. Uncle Ash.

Ash: Screw you, man. No one asked for your opinion. Just the thought of a bunch of little ankle-biters like Dex—Nope. Don’t do it, Sloane. I swear on my fuzzy sacs if you bring another Daley into this world I will kick your ass.

Sloane: Um, can we not get into this? Dex and I only just moved in together. Let’s see how that goes before we start talking about, uh, that.

Seb: Personally, I can’t wait to see you two all lovey-dovey couple-like because it’s going to drive Ash batshit crazy.

Ash: Again, why are you talking? Also, I think if anyone called Maddock gramps, he’d be showing them some manners Maddock style.

Sloane: I think he’d be okay with grandpa or something similar. Not gramps, though.

Seb: Yeah, I think anyone who calls Maddock gramps is looking for a butt-kicking.

 

Charlie: Okay, Seb, this question is from Naoki. What good or bad habits have you unconsciously picked up from your partner?

Seb: I’m not sure if the question refers to work partner or not. From Dom, I’ve picked up plenty of both in the short time he’s been my partner. As far as good habits, Dom’s one of those guys who never backs down when he believes in something. He’s tenacious and persistent. It’s hard to be down about something around him. For bad habit, I’m actually going to go with something I picked up from Hudson, and that’s buying more tea and coffee than I can ever consume in one lifetime. He has this hoarding tendency when it comes to tea and coffee. Like he’s storing for the apocalypse or something. I find myself doing the same thing. I don’t even drink tea.

Ash: That’s it? Tea? Amateur. Sloane’s picked up a shitload of bad habits from his dorky boyfriend.

Sloane: Fuck off. No I haven’t.

Ash: Yes, you have.

Sloane: Like what?

Ash: You smile all the fucking time!

Sloane: How is that a bad habit?

Ash: It’s not natural! You got it from that dweebus.

Sloane: Only you would see smiling as a bad thing.

Seb: You smile at Cael.

Ash: Yeah, and don't think I forgot about you smiling at Cael too.

Seb: That was before.

Ash: Don't give a rat's ass.

Sloane: We should move onto the next question before Ash pops a blood vessel.

 

Charlie: Good idea! Ash, this question is for you. Andrea asks: Howdy, since you enjoy cooking, have you tried or do you enjoy gardening? What's your fave veggie to grow? Spill them beans! And thank you. :D

Ash: Do I look like fucking Alan Titchmarsh to you?

Seb: Who’s Alan Titchmarsh?

Ash: An English Gardner. Jesus, Seb.

Seb: What? Why the hell would I know who that is?

Ash: You of all people should know who that is! You dated a Brit for fuck’s sake.

Seb: So that automatically makes me an expert in all things British?

Sloane: What I would like to know is how Ash knows who Alan Titchmarsh is.

Ash: You can both kiss my ass. I watch TV you plebs.

Sloane: Um, I’m pretty sure that’s not something you find on prime time TV.

Seb: Yeah. Would they even play that here, or maybe Netflix? Either way, the lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Ash: Seriously, bro?

Charlie: Okay, I see a certain lion Therian woke up on the extra-extra grumpy side of the bed this morning so we're going to call it a day. Thank you all so much for joining us here today. Until next week!


THIRDS Character Spotlights all week long at Two Chicks Obsessed with Books and Eye Candy!

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Hello all! In celebration of the release of Catch a Tiger by the Tail on Friday, Feb 5th, the lovely folks over at Two Chicks Obsessed with Books and Eye Candy are hosting a week long event where they've asked our THIRDS guys and gals five questions. There will be two characters per day, starting with Dex and Sloane and ending with Calvin and Ethan. Enjoy!

Monday Feb 1st - Dex & Sloane: http://twochicksobsessed.com/thirds-character-spotlights-dex-and-sloane-a-tco-exclusive/ Tuesday Feb 2nd - Cael & Ash: http://twochicksobsessed.com/thirds-character-spotlight-cael-and-ash-a-tco-exclusive/

Against the Grain now available on Audiobook!

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Hello all! I'm super excited to announce that Against the Grain, narrated by the fabulous Mark Westfield, has just been released in audiobook format! It's currently available from Audible and within the next day or two, iTunes.

AUDIBLE: http://www.audible.com/pd/Fiction/Against-the-Grain-Audiobook/B016YXIMVA/

AUDIOBOOK DETAILS

Title: Against the Grain Series: THIRDS, Book #5 Genre: M/M Paranormal, Shifter Romance Length: Unabridged, 7 hrs and 58 mins Published: October 22nd, 2015 Publisher: Dreamspinner Press Cover Artist: LC Chase Narrator: Mark Westfield

THIRDS Thursday Hot Seat - 9/24/15

THIRDS Thursday Hot Seat

Hello all! Welcome to the first edition of THIRDS Thursdays’ Hot Seat! Today we have with us Dex, Sloane, and Ash who are going to answer some of your questions. Each edition of THIRDS Thursdays' Hot Seat will feature three cast members who will be asked three questions each by our lovely readers. The same question may be asked of all three members, for a total of nine responses. Let the squirming fun begin!

Charlie: Thanks for joining us, fellas!

Dex: You know I’m always up for some fun.

Sloane: I tried to back out gracefully but someone wouldn’t let me.

Ash: I wasn’t given a choice, so whatever.

Charlie: Thanks, guys. I feel the love. All right, first question is from Tio-Chan and it’s for all three of you: What are your secret hobbies? Like no one knows that you guys are into that?

Dex: Hm, I’m not really a secretive guy.

Ash: Hard to keep a secret with your mouth never shutting up.

Dex: Hey, I kept my mouth shut about your supposed straightness.

Ash: I never said I was straight. I said I wasn’t gay. There’s a difference.

Dex: *scoffs* Right. Anyway, does sex count as a hobby? Wait, that’s not a secret. Okay, uh, I don’t know how much of a secret it is, but I like puzzles.

Ash: *laughs* You’ve officially upgraded from dork to super dork.

Dex: *ignoring Ash* I need to be busy, but sometimes I just want to relax. I like puzzle games especially.

Charlie: What about you, Sloane?

Sloane: Um, I uh, I like *coughs and mumbles something*

Dex: What was that?

Ash: I think he said knitting.

Sloane: *to Ash* I think you should bite me. I said conferences. Like, movie ones, or comic book ones.

Ash: *shakes his head in shame* I’m losing you to the dork side.

Dex: Ha! Too late.

Charlie: How about you, Ash?

Ash: I don’t have a hobby.

Sloane: Lies.

Ash: Seriously, bro? Fine. I do. But if I told you then it wouldn’t be a secret.

Dex: Ash bakes.

Ash: *glares at Dex* You are so lucky I’m dating your brother.

Dex: Don’t remind me.

Charlie: Okaaay. Moving on. Next question is from Naoki and it’s for all three of you: What good or bad habits have you unconsciously picked up from your partner?

Dex: Hm. I think it's easy to pick up things from your other half when you spend so much time with them. I’m finding it easier to just chill these days. I mean, I still keep myself busy, but it was hard for me to sit still and take a break, especially on our days off. Sloane’s very chill. He’s the kind of guy who can go to the park, sit on a bench, and just enjoy the day. I couldn’t do that before. Just sit. As for bad habits, I’m now aware of food labels.

Sloane: How is that a bad habit?

Dex: It takes the fun out of eating!

Sloane: You think it’s fun for your body? Stuffing it with all that sugar?

Dex: Yes!

Charlie: How about you, Sloane? Though I have a pretty good idea.

Dex: Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?

Sloane: Bad habit? I’m definitely consuming way more coffee than I used to.

Dex: That’s not a bad habit, that’s normal.

Ash: Pff. Like you have any idea what normal is.

Dex: Zip it, you.

Sloane: Good habit. Hm. I have to say, I think I’ve picked up a few good habits from Dex. Like, appreciating the little things in life. He has this amazing way of looking at the world, and for someone who’s been through as much shit as I have, it gets tough sometimes, but he’s always there to help me see the light in the darkness.

Dex: Aw, you so sappy.

Sloane: That’s another bad habit I picked up from him.

Dex: *laughs* If you say so. You know you love it.

Sloane: *gives Dex a wink*

Ash: Can we move on before they start sucking face again? Letty or Cael?

Charlie: Let’s go with Cael.

Ash: Bad habit, smiling.

Dex: Only you would see smiling as a bad habit.

Ash: *ignores Dex* Cael makes me smile a lot, and I’ve found myself smiling at other people. That’s not normal. I never did that before. It disturbs me. Good habit, I guess, little things are rubbing off on me. Like, not being so miserable all the time. It’s hard to be pissed off with him around.

Charlie: Okay, last questions for this edition. This one’s for Ash from Julie: How are you coping with Dex being around ALL the time? He's at work with you, when you see your best friend, when you're with your sweetheart! Oh my goodness he's practically your brother-in-law. (evil cackle 😈)

Ash: *eyes narrow* What did you just call him? *goes pale* Wait, are you implying me and Cael are practically m—m, that word.

Dex: Married. Marriage. Matrimony. Husband and Husband. Spouses.

Ash: Shut the fuck up or so help me I will murder you dead. If anyone’s practically married it’s you and Sloane.

Sloane: *shifts uncomfortably* Um, I think we should move onto the other part of the question.

Ash: You mean the how am I coping with Dennis the Menace? It’s a pain in my ass. Every time I turn around he’s fucking there. In the morning, afternoon, evening, weekends… Jesus Christ, why me?

Dex: You know you love me.

Ash: Love beating the shit out of you, which is what’s going to happen if you don’t shut it.

Charlie: Maybe we should move on. Next question is for Dex from Alec: Cheesy Doodles or kisses from Sloane: rank them.

Dex: Dude, how can you do me like that? He’s sitting right next to me.

Sloane: Think long and hard about that one.

Dex: *snorts* Long and hard.

Ash: *shakes his head at Dex* You ever plan to hit puberty, or you just giving that a pass?

Dex: Screw you, Simba.

Ash: Shut up, Justice.

Dex: Keep it up and I’m gifting Cael with registration for the both of you next Comic Con. You know he won’t be able to say no. And neither will you.

Ash: *eyes widen* He wouldn’t….

Dex: You really think he’s not going to set his little heart on sharing the experience with you? That’s like our Shangri-La. Like Christmas. It’s better than Christmas. It’s like all the holidays rolled into one. It’s like the Batcave and the Fortress of Solitude did the nasty and had an awesome baby of fandom glory.

Ash: *pleads with Sloane* Make it stop.

Dex: *grins smugly* My work here is done.

Charlie: Not until you answer my question.

Dex: Damn it. Okay, obviously Sloane’s kisses rank higher than Cheesy Doodles. *whispers* But Cheesy Doodles come in at a close second.

Sloane: Thanks, babe.

Dex: Just keeping it real.

Charlie: Okay, now final question. From Deborah for Sloane: What was it about Dex that made you first fall in love with him?

Ash: *opens his mouth to talk*

Sloane: Nope.

Ash: *sighs* Fine. I’ll behave. Just this once. You’re such a sap.

Sloane: There wasn’t any one thing. It was a combination of things, but a big part was the way he looked at me. He saw something in me that I couldn’t see myself. I didn’t think I was meant to be happy, to find love again, and no matter how much I fucked up or pushed him away, he’d be there with his kind heart and his beautiful smile, waiting for me. Our relationship isn’t perfect, and I’m still trying to be a better man, to be someone he deserves, but for the first time in a long time, I can look at myself in the mirror and like who I see. I hadn’t been able to do that in a long time, and that’s down to him and his love for me.

Dex: *smiles dreamily* You’re so cute. *kisses Sloane*

Ash: Oh God, really? Here? Are we done? Because I don’t need to see this.

Charlie: We’re done. Thank you guys— *Ash is gone* Man, that guy moves fast when he needs to. Thank you all for joining us! If you’d like to leave questions for a THIRDS Thursday Hots Seat edition, you can do so here.


Against the Grain Blog Tour - Ash Keeler character profile over at Love Bytes Reviews!

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Hello all! Hello, Today the Against the Grain blog tour takes us to Love Bytes reviews where we have a character profile for our grumpy lion Therian Ash Keeler! Remember to enter the rafflecopter giveaway for your chance to win a gift card and some cool swag!

http://lovebytesreviews.com/2015/08/04/blog-tour-character-bio-excerpt-giveaway-charlie-cochet-against-the-grain/

Sneak Peek Excerpt from Against the Grain (THIRDS, Book 5) over at Love Bytes Reviews!

Hello all! For my monthly author column over at Love Bytes Reviews, I thought I would share an excerpt from Against the Grain, the fifth THIRDS book. You'll find it later today over here:

http://lovebytesreviews.com/2015/05/24/against-the-grain-thirds-book-5-sneak-peek/  Hope you enjoy!

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