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That subject line is horrid. It makes me sound as if I’m about to enter a wet t-shirt contest. Absurd. It was...

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You know, there was a time when I led a somewhat normal life. And then Dexter J. Daley happened. Now...

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Sigh. Let me tell you something about Dexter J. Daley. He is relentless. His perseverance is something to be...

Protected: Even-Steven

There comes a time in a man’s life when he must choose the high road, be the bigger person, the voice of ...